24. Does Your Wee-Wee Itch?
I cater with a bunch of people who are fluent in Spanish, and I told one of the girls that I wanted to be better at Spanish. So she told me to text her in Spanish and she would help me with my Spanish. Earlier in the night I asked her how to say, “My nose itches.” So after she gave me her number this is the first thing I texted her. It says, “My penis itches.”
But I said it with good grammar!
“I can be a freak every day of every week.”
~”Freak” by Estelle (feat. Kardinall Offishall)